Hither came Fabio, the Magnificent, golden-haired, smolder-eyed, Grimfang axe in hand, a lover, a poser, a hero, with titanic passions and questionable priorities, to grace the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his moisturized feet.
Yet the gods are fickle, and so is Fabio.
Thus it came to pass that, in the smoke-choked backroom of The Crow's Cellar Tavern, amidst goblets of spiced wine and suspiciously beautiful assassins, Fabio wagered his beloved Grimfangs in a game of "Shirts or Steel". Whether through treachery, distraction by a mirror, or the glimmer of his own reflection in a rival's eyes, he lost.
And so the axes passed into mortal hands; sold, traded, and at last offered now... to you.
Claim the legendary Grimfang set: the towering two-handed cleaver fit to hew warlords in twain, and its swifter one-handed siblings for those who prefer to pose and parry at once. Forged in an age undreamed of, tempered in battle, and scented faintly of sandalwood, these weapons await a bold hero.
Fabio may have lost the axes, but the legend lingers; scented, oiled, and ever fabulous.